Rumor has it.....

Hey people I know some of you are so busy during the day that you do not have time to hear news from the streets, well let me break it down for you in simple terms.

The ATM seems to be getting a lot of visits from married guys these days. Turns out that it is not the Automated Teller Machine they will be refering to,its actually the Assistant To Madam the new term used for the so called "small houses" and this machine operates more like a slot machine just chowing your money with little or no return! Ok maybe I just had a bad experience at the casino LOL?So ladies keep your ears open.

I had a word with an ATM the other day gosh! This is a new breed of woman altogether, but that is a topic for another day,anyway this is what she told me ( very proudly I must add) MXM!!!!
She told me that married men are now hot property because women are tired of these Skotanes and Ben 10s who keep wanting more., And these were her reasons:

1. Married men are safer because if they are not with the ATM they are with their own wife while when the skotane or Ben 10 aint with you where is he and who the hell is he with?

2. Married men obviously have a whole lot of experience in the getting jiggy department (quality) while the skotanes like pulling all nighters and and dont really know what they are doing or how to get you therrrrrrr*wink wink* quantity EISH

3. Married men want to keep the relationship on a downlow so they will get you a pretty flat while the Skotanes will either want to move in with you, smelly socks and all eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeewwww or they will book a room at a Formula One near you EPIC FAIL!!!

4. Most Skotanes use Blackberries ( no offence) and will PING you every opportunity they get , he will even get upset when your Married guy wants to buy you an iPhone or the Samsung Galaxy S3 (enemy of progress)cause its bye bye to free communication , oh wait there is WhatsApp damnnnnn*pulling hair*

My source did not seem so happy when she revealed to me that it seems the Skotanes have gotten wind of the situation and are starting to wear fake rings in their effort to score. For those who have been in the game long enough they say it is easy to smell a Skotane a mile away especially when they are at a party. Married men are confident and are able to mingle easily from the word go while skotanes will stick to the boys until they get drunk and then they strike,(come now what do you expect Ben 10 needs powers from his watch before he strikes) buhahahahahahahah*evil laugh*

This is serious ooooooooo *claps once * anyway as I said this is word from the street whether its true or not weeeeeellllll, Who knows? I am just a messenger and happily married but every time my husband mentions ATM....................

Catch me next time with the latest word from the streets feel free to let me know what you have heard as well

Ciao

@makanakam