get rich or die trying

So it’s a beautiful day and as I am driving I can’t help but notice there are a lot of people dishing out flyers at intersections. I usually do not accept any because I am not looking to get a penis enlargement nor do I want a love portion coz I got that sorted all by myself. For some odd reason one guy’s flyers caught my eye “FREE GIFT VOUCHER” was all that it said, it looked like an envelope and it was just staring at me waiting to be opened so I could unravel whatever next big thing it contained inside .Truthfully speaking from the way the guy handing them out looked I should have figured out what was in it and YES you guessed right, Doctor Titii penis enlargement, lotto numbers and good luck charm flyers. ”Come on, what is all this now?” As I went on my way laughing at myself at how they got me this time around I started wondering “if he has the key to success and riches, why is he not rich?”  Ok so maybe his “marketing manager” came up with the whole concept and well he got me there but NO I don’t think so, his office address sounds dodgy and he is probably the one dishing out the flyers. I suppose he will argue that a “Doctor” cannot heal himself but well how about I hook him up with Doctor Akim who is also dishing out his flyers down the road cause if they can’t heal themselves they can surely heal each other hey. I think maybe then they can really get rich, stop crowding the streets and leave the flyer distribution to people who actually want their real products marketed. Am sure when pigs fly I will gladly open my window to get flyers and by then Doctor Titii and Doctor Akim will have their own reality TV shows…………………….